Your Jib is useless.

So I walk in the Liquor Store las night and I say's to the guy:

"Hey guy, did you know, I don't even bother with the other Liquor Store"

and guy was like:

"Really? But you said it was closer?"

and I was like:

"Yes, this is true... but I prefer the cut of your Jib."

and he says:

"Jib, you say, well that's nice!"

and then I walked to the fridge and looked inside... and said:

"Excuse me fine sir, but do you have any Alexander Keiths?"

and he said:

"Oh Sorry Doll, we're all out"

And to this I replied...

"I'm a liar...personality don't count for shit, if you ain't got what I'm after. "

hmmm.... welcome to a market economy.